Classic Definition?

1. Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

4. Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.

5. Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecture to the notes of the students without passing through "the mind of either".

6. Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

9. Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & every body disagrees later on.

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